
Joe had a bit of a situation where he ended up going to the emergency room and some stiches for a one inch laceration over his right eyebrow. The official story is that he had a rumble with some Italian World Cup Soccer Fans, and he came out looking way better than the three Italians . . .
The unofficial story is that he ran into a fence (the non-moving kind).
Please pick which story you think is more accurate.