Thursday, November 30, 2006

Patty is in NYC

If you haven't been keeping track, Patrick travels a lot more than I do.

As he starts a new assignment with Lilly, he had to do some obligatory training . . . in New York City. Tough life. The good news was that he was gone for only a week, the bad news is that we had to drive down the Swiss mountain to the closest town at 5AM Sunday morning, in order for to make the train to Geneva, so he could make his 7AM flight. Whew.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

This is what happens to your brain on drugs

Not really sure when we took this picture, but it was probably when we were trying to keep up with Daniel. I, of course, went home, since it was a school night (and it was after 10PM.) But several tried to run with the bulls. See "Why I can't be friends with the Spanish"

I do remember the next day at work, that I saw Gaby walk in the front door. And even though she was 50 meters away, I could feel her hangover. That's pretty bad, since I'm not a very empathic person.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Thanksgiving

It's was that time again . . . Thanksgiving - celebrated on the Saturday after.

As some of you remember, last year we went up to a Swiss Chalet that was owned by Tim Whittaker's boss. Fortunately, this time we could actually drive the cars up the mountain - thanks to Global Warming.

I do need to find a better picture of us all together, because this one makes us look like it was a funeral. Hello Patrick and Andrea, give me a little oompf.

Anyway we did have a really nice time, but it was certainly different than last year. First, we didn't have Joe drink an entire bottle of Jack Daniels with a banana "pie" chaser, which totally changes the dynamic. Second, we knew it was our last big outing together as a team, before the insanity of going home would begin - I could only imagine the difficulty with Tim and Andrea, who had already spent so much time in Switzerland before even France. And finally, I took my bike helmet, so the damage from the low beams in the house was totally minimized.

Fondue for Thanksgiving Eve

As you can probably tell from this picture, we didn't really dress up the night before Thanksgiving, but we did have killer fondue and raclette. Fondue recipe was complements of Laurence Ciravegna - I think the secret is in the three cheeses.

I cannot be friends with Spanish people

I know this may come off as politically incorrect, but I have decided that I cannot be friends with the Spanish (but not the Mexicans) (Insert another politically insensitive comment)

We are just genetically not compatible.

Let me explain...

When I am eating dinner at 8PM (pretty late by US standards), the Spanish (as represented by Daniel) are taking a nap.

When I am doing the dishes after dinner at 10PM (again, late by US standards), their alarm is going off.

When I am going to bed around 10:30PM, they are taking a shower.

When I am in my first REM sleep around midnight, they are eating dinner.

When I am in my third REM sleep around 2AM, they are arriving at their first bar.

When Patrick is waking up (he still doesn't sleep well) at 5AM, they are coming home.

Don't even ask me the schedule for the weekend.

What did you have for Thanksgiving?

I know this might be a bit hard to see, but for Thanksgiving (the official Thursday Thanksgiving), we had Cincinnati's finest Skyline Chili. And we even had it at Joe's place. Two great adventurers.

I know that I will be castigated by Cincinnati natives, but it wasn't really chili (Joe, drop the bat, and step away from the antiques that are in the house). I mean, Skyline Chili is just ground meat with some spices - there are no beans, identifiable vegetables, or . . . color, quite frankly. And there's this whole ritual around putting on the cheese - and get this . . . . spaghetti. It's more like Italian Spaghetti Bolognese without the tomato sauce - bizarre.

Anyway we did have a great time, all the crazy Americans were there. Men were in the kitchen making the ground beef, and all the women were sitting at the table eating (France is very liberal, as you can tell). There was also an incident with the neighbors across the street - apparently our noise reached 50 feet across the avenue, and we had to close the windows at midnight. Ooops.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Video: Lessons Learned

Another obnoxious video from yours truly - (high def version available upon request).

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Italy: The Wedding

Well, it has finally come. Lucia and Alberto were married in Italy this weekend, and we were honored for being invited. It was our first wedding ever in a foreign country - and what a place to have one.

We also took a couple of days off after the wedding and ran around Northern Italy - so catch that at the bottom too.Ital

Italy: The Hotel

Well, it wasn't really a hotel - it was a castle - literally. Outside of Casteggio (Alberto's hometown), is an old country Castle - I think the Medicis stayed there once. Fantastic place - full of knight's armor, silver, etc. The ceiling alone in our bedroom was worth a picture.

Italy: Rehersal Dinner

After driving several hours through four countries, we arrived at the hotel about 7:30 at night. We then headed off to the rehersal dinner, where we met up with Lucia, Alberto, Lucia's family, and various other friends of Alberto and Lucia. The restaurant was a very good Italian restaurant which had an amazing ability to make pizzas, risottos, and pastas. Already the food was substantially better than Maggiano's, but it also doesn't hurt that your in an area of Italy that is famous for its truffles, rissotos, and sparkling wines.

Italy: Another Hell Freezing Over

As you have followed the fashion evolution of Mr. Weber, this should strike you as the most outstanding.

From the man that has worn blue oxford and khakis with VERY few exceptions, you can imagine my shock from coming out of the castle and seeing Jim in a coat and tie.

Italy: The Green Tie

In case you missed it from the above photograph - Patrick was tie-less. Quite frankly, we just didn't have time to look around in Strasbourg for a tie (he was in the US the week before). So before we met up with Alberto, Patrick and I ran into the Bar and grabbed a cappucino, and then over to the men's clothing store for perhaps the most expensive tie we have ever purchased (85 euros). And if you need to convert that to dollars, you shouldn't ask.

But as you can get an inkling from the photo - he did look really good in it.

Italy: The Feast

The moment that I have been waiting for.

OK, yeah, the wedding at city hall was interesting, but let's be honest - the food is the most important part of an Italian wedding. Here was the menu . . .

ANTIPASTI
Cheese Soufflé with Casera fondue and white truffle
Pig’s trotter with stuffed onions
Polenta shell with piopparelli mushrooms
Coppa Salami
Lard ‘double vein’ on a soncino salad with balsamic vinegar
Russian salad
Curry Chicken filet with green sauce
Tuna Pate’

FIRST COURSES
Risotto ‘misto bosco’ (wild mushrooms)
Tortellini di magro (ricotta and spinach filled) with walnuts and maggiorana sauce

SECOND COURSES
Italian Pot Roast on fresh porcini mushrooms
Orange duck breast with steamed vegetables
Pork fillet with melograno sauce

DESSERTS
Fruit salad with gellato
Ice cream cake with hazelnut and chocolate

COFFEE

Italy: The Feast (Aperitif)

Any proper meal - Italian, French, or otherwise - has to begin with a drink, and we were not disappointed. Alberto's hometown region is well know for their sparkling wine (think champagne without the legal right to use the word), so we hung outside (it was a bit cold, so we just drank a little more). Also had a couple of little olives and peppers - which I just call the teaser. The purpose of this food is just to wake up your stomach a little bit to say, "Hey, wake up - you don't want to miss what comes next".

Italy: The Feast (Antipasti I)

As the name implies, the dish that comes before the pasta, and the warning that there were more than one - quite frankly, there were a lot of antipasti.

This lovely little dish, Polenta shell with piopparelli mushrooms, was a nice simple polenta with a little mushroom sauce. Nice touch with the scooped out souffle thing with a melon ball. The garnish was just a simple little sun-dried tomato, olive, and olive oil coulis

Totally vegeatarian. Spankable.

Italy: The Feast (Antipasti II)

This is going to be your cheese soufflé with a white truffle fondue. Not only was the region we were in well-known for their sparkling wine, but it was also truffle central - both black and white ones.

The picture makes the dish look bigger and heavier than it actually was, since I don't think I could have made it very far if this was a regular portion.

Italy: The Feast (AntiPasti III)

The first dish I had to skip being the veg, Pig’s trotter with stuffed onions. Not sure how they got the pig in the onion, but they did - Jim and Patrick said the onion was pretty sweet.

Italy: The Feast (AntiPasti IV)

Skipped this course too - but you will soon see that this was a survival advantage that others did not share.

Some good examples of locally cured salamis. Doesn't look like much, but it was apparently very good.

Italy: The Feast (AntiPasti V)

They just kind of threw this one, but I think this is what Italians would call Russian salad, basically it was a very nice potato salad. Patrick did score points here because he said mine was better.

I did have to be careful on this course, because if you had noticed, I did not eat the last three. Granted the servers knew I was veg by this point, but they started to feel that I would starve. So they gave me practically two cups of potato salad - it must be the old Italian grandmother in them that was fighting to get out.

Italy: The Feast (AntiPasta VI)

This is going to be one of those things that sounds a lot better in Italian than it does in english, Lard ‘double vein’ on soncino salad with balsamic vinegar.

Italians are not afraid of throwing in a little fat to give something some taste, and this dish was no different. It actually probably sounds worse than it looks or tastes.

Italy: The Feast (Antipasti VII)

Again, was able to skip this dish - keep in mind, that by this time, I was feeling a little filled. Patrick really liked this one - Curry Chicken fillet with green sauce. It wasn't your typical dried out chicken that you usually get at catered events - this one was really nice.

Italy: The Feast (Pasta I)

I know, it looks like a bad science experiment, but this was the best risotto I've ever had (and I've had a lot). Since risotto is hard to make in a restaurant setting (it gets gummy, if you don't eat it right away), this one was impressive. And yes, this part of Italy has risotto as its standard starch/pasta.

Didn't hurt that it had black and white truffles either.

Italy: The Feast (Pasta II)

And again, low light did not help this pic very much - but this is one of the better pasta dishes I've had too - Tortellini di magro (ricotta and spinach filling) with walnuts and maggiorana sauce. No idea what a maggiorana sauce is, but it was good.

And we aren't talking the CostCo frozen ravioli here, this stuff was the real thing.

Italy: The Feast (Main Dish I)

So in case you've been keeping score - we are on course number 10 - so I guess it was time to get to the real eating.

My notes aren't the best, but I think this is the pork fillet with melograno sauce. And it was at this point that I thanked the Gods that I was a vegetarian...I was ready to just go to sleep underneath the table - I could only imagine how the others were holding up.

Italy: The Feast (Main Dish II)

This is going to be your roasted duck with some vegetables. Again, I think at this point - everyone's eyes had just glazed over - even with several trips outside for breaks in the cool air.

Duck was cooked very well, but I still have to give the french the best accolades for knowing how to cook a duck. I don't think I have pictures of these, but these two main dishes were then followed by one other - an Italian pork roast with porcini mushrooms.

Italy: The Feast (Dessert I)

And no Italian Wedding would be complete without two desserts.

First, we had a cleansing dessert with fruit and some ice cream.

Italy: The Feast (Wedding Cake)

And then we had the actual wedding cake.

It was really good - a hazelnut and chocolate cake - not too sweet, not too chocolatey.

Italy: The Feast (Coffee)

And finally the coffee.

Note that I had not yet drunk the coffee yet, it was about two tablespoons of expresso, which was about all the volume that was remaining in my stomach at the time.

Italy: The Markets

After a night of recovering from the Feast from the previous day, we headed back to Casteggio for the local Sunday markets - a relatively rare thing in France. Just had to take a picture of these artichokes.

Only major difference between this market and the french ones that we go to is that they had more porcinis, parmesan cheeses, olives, and cured meats - whatever is local.

Italy: Vernazza

After spending a short trip to the market in Casteggio, Patrick and I parted ways with Gaby, Cindy, Jim, and Theresa, and headed off to Vernazza, which is part of Cinque Terre. Driving most of the way on highways until we reached this nationally protected area, the roads close to Vernazza and the four other protected towns gave new meaning to the words "twisting one lane road hugging a mountaintop"

Vernazza is one of the five small towns on the Mediterranean south of Genoa that is part of a national protected area - one of the best examples of taking an improvished area and making a eco-tourist destination. There is about 18km of coastline that you can hike - and being able to walk is important, since no cars are allowed in the area. We hoofed about 2km to get to our hotel.

Our original plans were to use Vernazza as a base to visit towns out to northern Italy, but after realizing how hard it was to get to - we opted to cut our trip short in Vernazza and head out in a big loop.

Italy: Cinque Terre

Cinque Terre itself was beautiful - we got up relatively early and hiked to the next town, Corniglia - and then on to Manarola. The paths were very well maintained and took you straight up the rocking hillside. The Cinque Terre region is also well-known for some of the best olive oil, which is pretty mild and subtle. So as we passed through olive groves we picked up some olives. Since they are really meant for oil production, they tasted horrible - but we'll see if we can grow some when we get back to the US.

Italy: Carrera

Nope that's not snow, but Carrera marble quarry from the town of . . . Carrera, which is about 30 minutes away from where we started in Vernazza. Yup, the same marble that Michelangelo's David was created from.

We couldn't come all this way and not get a little souvenir, so we stopped at a small roadside shop and picked up a slab. We probably could have gotten the same thing in the US, but it really wouldn't have been the same. The quarries are absolutely huge - considering they have been taking marble out of these quarries for 2000 years, there is no sign of them running out anytime soon.

Italy: Pisa

After a brief visit through Carrera on our way out of Vernazza, we then headed down to Pisa. Also not worthy of a stay over on our whirlwind tour of Northern Italy, but we did do the obligatory visit to the leaning tower of Pisa.

Although the tower is the most famous monument of the town, the Church and Basilica next door is probably dramatically more beautiful. We also stopped there and had a nice lunch - again, I think the Italians a genetically incapable of making bad food.

Italy: Parma

After visiting Pisa, we decided to drive across the better part of Italy and head to Parma. We figured they made some pretty good cheese, and there would have to be something there. It was also in a good vicinity of some other places we could go.

The problem is that there's really nothing to do in Parma without some preparation. We arrived about 8 at night, and after driving around the city the next morning - we realized there really wasn't much to do. So we went to Modena instead.

Italy: Modena

Close to Parma is Modena, which is home to Balsamic Vinegar. Taking a couple of rules out of the french rulebook to protect their local goods, the Italians instituted a classification system for balsamic vinegar. Basically you can get the great stuff with the stamp of approval, the great stuff without the stamp or approval, the good stuff without a stamp of approval, and the common stuff. Prices range from $2 a bottle to $200. Age ranges from 1 day of aging to 80 years. Consistency ranges from a liquid like water or a thick syrup that is one step more fluid that mayonnaise. Taste (we did a tasting) ranges from good vinegar for a salad to a sweet elixir without a trace of acidity.

Italy: Coming Back through Switzerland

This was just too good a picture to not post. Patrick and I came back from Italy through Switzerland. When the sun was setting we passed through an area that had a bit of fog over a lake - not a bad picture for going 130 kph.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Le Linge

While Patrick was back in the US, the Hagans, Mindy, and I went around Alsace on Sunday. Turns out we came across "Le Linge" or "The Line", which was the World War I trenches that are still maintained in the Vosges mountains close to Colmar.

It was a very interesting experience, both from the fact that there are still unexploded bombs in the area, as well as the dead who have not been recovered. For the historically challenged, keep in mind that World War I ended for all intensive purposes in 1918 - almost 90 years ago.

The other interesting tidbit was the difference between the french and german trenches. The german ones are extremely organized and made with perfectly sized stones - where the french version is more (sorry) haphazard.

Mindy Goes Home

Well, the first of the Application Engineers are beginning to leave. Mindy was on a shorter assignment here in France, so she is the first one to leave for the US :(

This is the last pic of her and I (at Le Linge) just before she went home.

She was also the test case for getting everything back home, and her opinion was that the month before departure goes REALLY fast.

Will miss you Mindy, but we should all be home relatively soon.

Lucia's Parents

As preparations for Lucia's and Alberto's wedding gets closer (like one week away), we had the chance to meet Lucia's parents, Israel and Leticia, for the first time. They came a week early to Strasbourg, and we all had dinner at Rio's on Wednesday night before heading down to Italy.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Pastry Class: A Typical Day

This gives you an idea of some of the stuff that Christian sells. like most of his things, the key is really in the ingredients - he's found a rare supply of Haitian chocolate (apparently Haiti only produces a ton of chocolate each year, and it's considered some of the best). This is also the same guy who searched for years to find the right chocolate for his truffles - ended up going with a Venezuelan one in a limited area in the mountains. He also has an exclusive deal with that plantation too, I think.

Pastry Class: The Classroom

We had the opportunity to learn how to make chocolate truffles and chocolate mousse from one of the better known chocolatiers in Strasbourg. The organization "American's in Alsace" plans various events throughout Strasbourg during the year, and this month's event was going to Christian's to learn from . . . Christian how to make confections.

This is a picture of the classroom. His kitchen is on the second floor, and they sell everything down below on the first.

Pastry Class: Mousse and Truffles

Here's a shot of Christian just before he cuts into his "mousse lasagne". Can't really go wrong when the noodles are Venezuelan chocolate, and the mousse is puffed into little balls.

And if you can't figure out what he's doing, he's heating the knife with a blowtorch before he cuts them.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Chi'-Chi's

Granted it wasn't Chi-Chi's, but we did find a Mexican restaurant up north of Strasbourg, and the whole gang went out. We were even joined by Chris and Claire from Basingstoke. It's kind of amazing to go to a Mexican restaurant in France, because even those there are burritos and fajitas, they still taste french.

Just Disturbing

Yes, I know - I don't support this either. I'm not really sure what Jim was trying to do here, other than freak us all out.