Nothing says fun than making a Swiss snob break down into a crying baby fetal (is that redundant?). How was this accomplished you might ask?Turns out to the shock of most Americans, the Swiss don't actually make chocolate fondue - as far as the Swiss concerned it was an abomination dreamed up by someone like Charles Manson or Walt Disney. So imagine Tim Whittaker, ex-Swiss citizen wannabee from spending years in Geneva, seeing chocolate fondue at Chris and Jill's house one night.
Fortunately we were able to talk him down from the ledge, but it involved poundcake smothered in a sauce that we just told him was brown cheese fondue.
The sacrifices we make in the name of diversity.
