This is . . .
A. A piece of ceramic that will show up on Antiques Roadshow sometime in the next 5 years and appraise for much more than it's worth.
B. The most hideous piece of ceramic that will ever be posted on this blog.
C. A quintessential example of the Jill and Chris' landlord's taste and the general decor that they faced on the first day they saw their apartment.
D. All of the above
If you answered 'D', you win - and this tureen is in a UPS box and on the way to your house.
Congratulations!