Monday, November 27, 2006

I cannot be friends with Spanish people

I know this may come off as politically incorrect, but I have decided that I cannot be friends with the Spanish (but not the Mexicans) (Insert another politically insensitive comment)

We are just genetically not compatible.

Let me explain...

When I am eating dinner at 8PM (pretty late by US standards), the Spanish (as represented by Daniel) are taking a nap.

When I am doing the dishes after dinner at 10PM (again, late by US standards), their alarm is going off.

When I am going to bed around 10:30PM, they are taking a shower.

When I am in my first REM sleep around midnight, they are eating dinner.

When I am in my third REM sleep around 2AM, they are arriving at their first bar.

When Patrick is waking up (he still doesn't sleep well) at 5AM, they are coming home.

Don't even ask me the schedule for the weekend.